Buzz Lightyear Voice Over Attempt
Toy Story 2 1999
Directed by John Lasseter
Produced by Pixar
[Back at the display stand, Buzz looks at his doppelganger with a curious expression]
Buzz Lightyear: Am I really that fat?
[He sees the doppelganger’s new utility belt and whistles. He reaches down to touch it when his doppelganger suddenly grabs his hand and swings him to the ground]
Utility Belt Buzz: Hiya!
Buzz Lightyear: Ow! What are you doing?
Utility Belt Buzz: You’re in direct violation of code 6404.5, Stating all space rangers are to be in hypersleep until awakened by authorized personnel.
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, no.
Utility Belt Buzz: [he pushes Buzz to the glass wall, his face pressed against it] You’re breakin’ ranks, ranger. [he opens his wrist communicator and talks into it] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I’ve got an AWOL space ranger.
Buzz Lightyear: [embarrassed, remembering his former behavior] Tell me I wasn’t this deluded.
Utility Belt Buzz: [he hears him and presses his face to the glass again] No back talk! I have a laser. And I will use it!
Buzz Lightyear: You mean the laser that’s a light bulb? [He presses the laser button, making it beep loudly. Utility Belt Buzz gasps and leaps onto a model of a planet above Buzz]
Utility Belt Buzz: Has your mind been melded? You could’ve killed me, space ranger! Or should I say, “traitor“? [He aims his laser at Buzz’s forehead whilst Buzz looks on in annoyance and un-amusement]
Buzz Lightyear: I don’t have time for this.
Utility Belt Buzz: Halt! I order you to halt!
[Buzz opens a door to the display and jumps down to the floor. But just as he’s about to walk away, Utility Belt Buzz pounces on him. The two Buzzes fight until the newer one overpowers the old one and pushes him toward a pinart box]
Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me. Listen. Wait, wait, wait.
[Utility Belt Buzz stops pushing and Buzz flew straight toward a pinart box, creating a print of his body.]
[Back at the Buzz Lightyear aisle, Utility Belt Buzz ties Buzz into a cardboard spaceship and puts him in it]
Buzz Lightyear: Ow! Listen to me! Listen to me! You’re not really a space ranger! You’re a toy! We’re all toys! Do you hear me?!
Utility Belt Buzz: Well, that should hold you ‘til the court martial.
[He puts Buzz on a shelf and walks away]
Buzz Lightyear: Let me go! You don’t realize what you’re doing! (grunts)
[The other toys arrive in the Buzz Lightyear aisle]